5th: Formal name change (finally) official

It only took seven and a half months, but now my formal name change is finally official. I am still me, but, according to the Ontario and Canadian governments, my name has changed from 'Von Carrei' to 'Vauanai Cori' (mostly as a result of my wife and I combining our last names to create a new one, but I thought, heck, might as well change my first name too while I'm at it). Just in case you're curious about the first name, 'Vauanai' is apparently Hawai'ian for both 'saviour' and 'deep-diving fisherman.' Well, it started with a 'v,' which was my main criteria.